Friday, April 07, 2006

Day 6

Finally back from work. Bloody tired. Less than 4 hours to sleep before I gotta wake up and go to gym for my PT.

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Looking on the bright side, in less than 24 hours my loneliness will finally end when Bebe arrives from Tokxx.

Bebe I miss you so much. I won't write anymore liao. Will leave everything to tell you later face to face. I love you. Muackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Good night. Sweet dreams.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Day 5.75

Gotta start work in an hour's time. Confirm finish late so thought might as well do my entry now in case I 'm too tired by the time I get back(and burn about 10 calories doing it).

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Got a call from Bebe at 1020am. It feels so amazing to hear her voice. Magical. There're so many things I wanna do with you when you're back...

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On the train to work, "accidentally" overheard the conversation of 3 young girls standing next to me. They looked about 18-20 but I could be wrong with all the hormone injections being used these days...

Let's call them *Quite Chio Girl(QCG), **Mor Peng Girl(MPG) and ***Dua Bui Girl(DBG).

(Names have been changed to protect their identity. Actual conversation has been summarized, Lim Beh bo si gan liao)

MPG: Die lah, my outbreak getting worse.

DBG: You poor thing. Don't know why but I can never seem to get pimples leh. Damn sian...

Me(in my head): "God is fair. He took the oil that was supposed to be in your pimples over the years, multiplied them by infinity, then deposited them all over your body for a well balanced Dua Bui look for all seasons."

QCG: I also always got outbreak but I got secret formula, works everytime.

MPG&DBG: What?????????????????????????

QCG: Everytime I let my darling come on my face. Then I rub all over my outbreak areas. 2,3 days later all gone.

Me: "WAHLANEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Cannot see me and the other passengers on the train is it? This kind of thing say so loud...."

MPG: How he come on your face? Come what? From where he come?

Me: "MPG is obviously one of the last 100 pre-21 girls who haven't had sexual experience. Make that 101, I forgot to count DBG."

QCG: Siao la. On a good day, enough to cover my neck also. Sometimes he also come on my tits then I do massage. See so firm.

Me: "Too much information. 4 more stops to go. Faster leh."

DBG: Aiyo don't teach her all the bad things lah. But frankly speaking I think I should try the breast thing also. I always let my boyfriend come on my butt, never anywhere else. He says he loves how perky it is after we do it. He will spread it over my whole butt.

Me: "Ya right, 1) Your boyfriend surname Zhu, name Bajie. Or he's the dog you keep at home that humps you when he's horny. 2) Your definition of perky is like the piece of pork I saw at Cold Storage that day. 3) How to spread over your entire butt when your butt is the size of China? Unless he has testicles the size of North and South America combined."

QCG: Sick leh you say this kind of thing in public. I only let mine come inside my butt, never on my butt. Damn shiok.

Me: "KNNB, as if you not sick!"

Epilogue: By the time I got off the train, MPG's pimple problem still wasn't solved.

*My Ah Be much much much more chio
**Mor Peng=Moon crater face=No money to buy Oxy is it?
***Enough said. Wear mini tight skirt some more. Wah Biangzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uneventful day at the office. Another 4 people asked about how I could afford a Rolex with my pay. Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That'll teach you to Gou Yan Kan Ren Di(Dog Eye See Man Low)...

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During tea break, I went jalaning alone in TBP. It feels so weird without Bebe holding my arm and leaning close to me. Decided to walk back to the office after 15 mins cos the loneliness was getting unbearable. So many people around me, yet I felt so empty.

Bebe I Miss You.

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Ok time to go. If I can't blog tonight, it's cos I'm too tired. Sorry in advance.

She's coming back tomorrow night. WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bebe You're Beautiful

Enough said...

Day 5

Day 5......

2 more days to my beloved Bebe's return.....

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Today is 4D day.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!



Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!



Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!



Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!



Not Me Again.......................................................................................................................................... :(

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Reached the gym at 730am today. No BMM in sight. Heng ah....

Whacked the treadmill for about an hour. No BMM in sight. See-Bay Heng ah....

Finished off with 5 sets of legs ex. Still no BMM in sight. Only a scrawny little fellow a little less than 1.6m and probably weighs about 45kg(looks a little like Gollum from LOTR), trying to do leg press with 150lbs. Poor weights. Gotta wait so long to move 0.0000003cm. Must be tiring for them... The weights, not his legs.
No BMM. Confirmed. Heng Heng....

Had a quick refreshing cold shower. Changed. Walked to the lift. No BMM. Ho Say Liao.... Tempted to pop upstairs to see how Gollum was doing but decided not to waste any more time in case BMMs appeared.

Uneventful elevator ride down. Door opened. Ran into 2 brick walls...................................................
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.........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....................................................................................
.........x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time seem to slow down so much that squeezing past them seemed like a scene from The Matrix. Blue pill or red pill? KNN!!!!! Just give Lim Beh rat poison lah. No pill in the world can erase the trauma from seeing the sadistic looks on the 2 BMMs upon seeing me.

Wah Lan Eh!!!!!!

Lang Suay Qi Jiao Bian Gong Guay(loosely translated as When you're down on your luck, even the songbird that you're keeping turns out to be a chicken in the end)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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W0rk work work...

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Time flies(actually it doesn't lah, as long as Bebe is not around, time seems to pass so slow. But tell story so must use popular phrases from other writers).

Around 10 plus, received a few smses from Bebe.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wake up liao!!!!!!!!

All I can say is whatever was in those smses, I will definitely make them come true once Bebe's back. I shall not elaborate. You know I know can liao...

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2 more days to go and I can go wait at Chaxxx Airport for my beautiful Bebe to arrive. God, the things I'm dying to do to her........... Absence does make the heart grow fonder but even without absence, my heart grows fonder of Bebe wth each passing day.

My Bebe is asleep liao. Cannot sms her cos expensive. Sigh...

I miss you really bad. I'll see you soon.

For now, me shall see you in my dreams. Hope you'll still be as "happening" as the dream last night(don't ask now, I'll tell you when you're back). I miss you in every way possible.

Hope Gollum got out of the gym with his legs intact. Hope he didn't fall prey to the BMMs. Imagine getting stuck in the leg press machine with 2 humongous BMMs ogling you. Wah Biang!!!!!!!!!! Poor thing...

Good night. Time to go play 5-10 with my Ah Be in my dreams liao. Today I'll let her win. Think she's lost enough last night. Dun think she'll have strength to stand in the dream tonight.

Out.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Day 4

Day 4 liaozzzzzzz.

Supposed to come back earlier and msn with Bebe. But lo and behold, work ended late. :( Just finished my nice cold shower, a little more awake. Got an sms from Bebe around 9 plus saying she's homesick. At that point, an unbelievable feeling of sadness overcame me. My poor Bebe, all alone in Tokxx, having to bear with KenChaoRo-San day in day out. Worst of all, I can't do anything to make her feel better. Sorry Bebe. I'll make it up to you when you're home k.

But looking on the bright side, Bebe also called this afternoon while I was "nua-ing" at a cafe. She's coming back on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!(Cue fireworks, champagne and lion dance).

3 more days... 24 hours less of agony and waiting.... WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can;t wait!!!! Bebe, sleep tight for now. Know that this fat gorilla is waiting for you to come back to show you how much he loves you. Muack Muack Muack!!!!!!!!!!

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Few more hours and it's time for my Wednesday gym session. I should be happy and eager shouldn't I? But no, this time I'm not. Why? League of Extraordinary BMM(LXB)!!!!!!! No, not the movie starring Sean Connery and God knows who. It's the Brotherhood of the Male Dick Lovers....

Things I should do to protect myself from LXB:

1) Wear 3 briefs, a boxer and a pair of tights under my shorts (but I'll either die of a. excessive bleeding abrasions b. Penal suffocation c. Embarrassment)

2) Attempt to hide a baseball bat under my clothes and HOOT them back to Gayland if they try anything (but I'll probably be escorted out by security before I'm even approached)

3) Scream upon contact (but that'll make me one of them, sigh...)

4) Avoid suspicious BMM looking homosapiens (but remember The Sixth Sense, "I see gay people, they're everywhere...")

5) Break ther arms and legs of whichever Mudderfarker who comes near (but then police case again)

6) Not go to the gym (cannot la, must persevere to get the ideal bod so Bebe can drool....)

SO ladies and gentlemen, I am going to the gym. Wish me luck. If the worst should happen to me, don't cry for me. Instead, rejoice for me cos my suffering will be over.

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ToTo

So as the majority of Singaxxxx punters will know by now, Monday's Toto's Grand Prize of 1.5 million went to the holder of a ticket bought at Chai Chee.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!



WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!!!




NOT ME!!!

So I can't fly to Tokxx to surprise Bebe in the container she calls her hotel room. I also can't go get the 1 carat ring to propose to her. Neither can I get her the Gucci bag she wants.

Sigh......Kor Mia Lang ah...........................................................................................................................

Never mind, still got one more chance this Thursday......

If strike, I will:

1) Buy a one carat diamond ring of the best possible grade from the jewellery shop that has the best service

2) Order 999 blue roses, if possible, to go with the ring

3) Go book a red 1.6L Mazda 3

4) Write out a cheque of S$100K for Bebe to put deposit on whichever condominium unit she fancies

5) Pray hard that Bebe will accept my proposal, after our heart to heart talk of each other's expectations and compromises

6) Use another 3 months to decide what to do with the money, wedding expenses included

Ok, put it at that for the moment.

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Almost 2 liao, time to sleep. I miss you Bebe. Really do. It's such a terrible feeling. Good night.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Day 3

Got an sms from Bebe this morning at 5 plus!!!!!!!!!!! Instead of "Good morning I love you", my silly little girl forgot to bring her handphone charger to Tokxx!!!! Me was supposed to get the charger from her place then pass it to Ah Jie to "super courier" to my blur queen Bebe. So me being me decided to skip gym and wait til 9am before heading to Be's place to get the charger in case her dad freaked out seeing this gorilla at 6 plus in the morning. Then at 9 plus Bebe discovered that she could get a spare phone from Mr Axxx who also happened to be in Japxx. So me, who happened to be on an extremely smelly Cxxfxxt cab travelling towards Be's place, had the perfect excuse to alight in, lo and behold, Geylang Road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Took a short hot walk to Aljxxxxx station and took a train to work with time to spare.

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Finished work at 2 and headed to Jie's place to "cut grass". Finished by 330 and decided to pop by the gym to squeeze in a little training.

BIG MISTAKE....Attack of the Horny Gays!!!!!!!!!!!

Treadmill. There I was happily cruising from Level 1 to 15. On a roll. Then it happened...

"xxx" - spoken - in my head

Big Muscular Man Wearing Bright Yellow Tight Singlet and Superman Tights(BMM) approaches:
"Hi! (pointing to the treadmill next to mine) Is this taken?" (Follows up with devious smile)

Me: (Silence)

BMM: No reply means can use right? Ok I use liao k. (Flexes biceps and triceps before hopping on treadmill. I emphasize...Hopping)

Me: (Carry on running)

BMM: Wah, how to use huh? Wah you run very fast hor. Wah so much sweat.

Me: (I step off, emphasize 'step', the treadmill and head to the weights stations.)

Target spotted... Another BMM wearing ugly gym gear at the chest fly machine. Me decided to avoid potential hazard and move to the leg press station. After 2 sets, I looked up and both BMM1 and BMM2 were at machines next to me, looking in my direction..... Shit!!!!! (Brokeback mountain soundtrack plays in my head...)

With as little movement and sound as possible, I moved towards the staircase to get downstairs(these creatures are apparently attracted to moving males, preferable sweaty).

Without looking back, I limped with my sore legs to the lockers, ran straight into the shower and prayed hard the cold water would give me enough strength to get out of the gym in one piece.

5 mins passes, nothing.

Came out and walked to my locker. Just as I wore my bottom, THEY WERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giggling like schoolgirls...... My balls decided to take a flight all the way to Alaska.... Mustering all my remaining strength, I put on all my clothes and rushed out.

The scary part is BMM1 said as I walked past: "See you Wednesday!"

Me:

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Went to prepare for work. Dxxxxxx was nice enough to volunteer to cover the rest of the night to let me leave early. He said I looked traumatized and pale. If only he knew.

Anyway, my balls came back from Alaska once I got on the train.

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Day 3 that Bebe's been away. The feeling's terrible. It just feels so empty without her around. Yes we quarrel, we fight, we cry. But most importantly, we laugh, we smile and we love each other more than we ever thought possible.

I'm still trying very hard to be a better person. Hope it happens soon. Bebe is getting really tired with our constant arguments. Me too.

She must have just finished her dinner. Wonder what she's doing now? Wonder if she misses me half as much as I miss her? Wonder if she dreams of me as much as I dream of her?

One thing's for sure, 5 more days, my happiness returns.

Good night people. It's gonna be a cold night. Dun lose your blankets.

Day 2(Repost)

This is a repost from my LOST blog...

It's officially 25 hours since Bebe left Sxxxxpore for Tokxx. Still can't believe I let my tears drop in front of those few kids who were also sending someone off at T1 last night.An excerpt from what I overheard as I walked away from them:Girl 1: Wah you see that guy so sad, crying* some more.Girl 2: Ya lor, people so romantic, not like you all, all "bo sim".Boy 1: People very in love mah**Boy 2: You want I also can cry for you.* For their information, tearing is not equivalent to crying. The former doesn't involve sounds.** Kids nowadays, I wonder if they still teach English in school.Boy 2 obviously have never really cried in his life before, maybe minus the time his mum whipped him so hard with 10 canes for stealing the neighbour's grandma knickers. It's not on call or as simple as it seems my young friend.This is not Bebe's 1st trip overseas on her own but it really came too soon and too sudden. We'd just come back from Bangkok on Thursday and before I knew it, it was Saturday and time to fly.Bangkxx...It was supposed to be a trip for us and 2 other friends to resolve some issues and put closure to a niggling event. After that have a good well deserved break. But I screwed up. I screwed up big time.If time could be reversed, I'd be less nasty, less fierce and less sensitive. Bebe deserves so much more than what I can offer. In Bangkxx I nearly gave up and I nearly made Bebe give up on me. I'm glad we both decided to give it another go.How tough is it to find a girl whom I can love and love me back? Not tough based on my past track records. In fact it's so much easier to find a girl who'll love me more than I love her. Guess after that big episode in '92, and various smaller episodes before Bebe came along, I just couldn't bring myself to love all out anymore.In Bebe, I found THE ONE. No matter how much I tried to make myself not love her, I just couldn't. She's a wonderful woman, minus the fiery temper(which I'm equally gulty of) and perhaps her occasional negativity, she's all that I can ever wish for.In Bangkxx, I learnt more things about the 2 of us which made me realize even more how much I love her. And the only people who can both make this work or fail is us. I wanna be a better man. Not just for her, but for everyone around me.I used to think I was one of the best around, but life with Bebe made me realize otherwise. I'm human after all. I have my flaws, like everyone else. It hit me hard to realize that I couldn't be the best anymore. But my priority right now, to be the best I can possibly be for Bebe.I wanna be better tempered. I wanna be more understanding. I wanna be so much more. I wanna be able to start this improvement ball rolling by the time Bebe's back on Saturday.I miss you Bebe. Really do.I'll go to bed now. Got a hectic morning at the gym tomorrow followed by hour after hour of hectic work.

day 2.5

lost my last blog. boo hoo hoo...