Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 11)

Today is 18th of May 2006...

Question: What's the big deal?

A: One more day to Bebe's return
B: 10 more days to Bintan
C: I forgot to buy Toto
D: I miraculously got my wallet back
E: All of the above

Answer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This morning at the gym was really gay festival. Don't know why also. I've noticed that there're more of them on Thursdays.... Thursday is Gayday?????

Excerpts from some gay activities today...

List of characters:
G1- Skinny pimple faced bugger, wearing tight cheapo singlet and neon yellow shorts
G2- Taller version of G1, better complexion and bigger muscles
G3- Youngster, fair and smooth like Boon Tong Kee Chicken, black tight singlet, red cotton shorts without underwear. Don't ask how I know, alot of dangling movement was sighted today
G4- Old musculur guy. Fucking ugly. FBI T-shirt(FBI: Female Body Inspector). Track pants.
PT1- Personal Trainer 1. Chinese. Ugly.
PT2- Personal Trainer 2. Chinese. Huge.
Me- Me

Scene 1(in the locker room)
G1: Wah not many people today.
G2: Yalor then no need to wait for machine.
Me: "KNN! Gym so little machines meh, must wait!"
G1: Xian. Tomorrow must fly again. Don't know what class they put me in this time?
Me: "Chao Ah Gua Class la what class!"
G2: Don't worry la, sure business class. I make sure liao.
G1: Wah you so good to me.
G2: Then you know what to do later lor.
G1: Here?
G2: No la. Later we find somewhere la.
Me: ..................................................................

Scene 2 ( Level 2, weights station)
G3: How many sets?
PT1: Since you're so keen, 5 sets la.
G3: Huh!!!!! You want Lim Beh to die ah?
Me: "Lim Beh? More like Lim Bu!"
PT1: You can one.
G3: Make sure nobody see I zao gng ok?
PT1: Nothing to see what?
G3: Hey alot k!!!!! People still virgin leh!!!
Me: "Too much information..."

Scene 3 (Level 1, Crosstrainer)
Me: (on crosstrainer, level 14, speed 13, HR 140, time to go 16mins)
G4: (Takes the machine next to mine) Hey nice ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


It's tough when you can't talk and gotta keep all your thoughts in your head......

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Finally one more day to go...

I miss you so much Bebe...

Can;t wait for Bintan and Big Walk..

MUACK!!!

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 10) - Delayed Post

Boring Day. No news from Bebe cos she's in Yokohama. Went for interviews today. Gotta wait for reply by next week. Sigh...

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 9)

Here I am, in the intternet cafe.Updating my blog. Sorry for the last few boring entries. Really nothing much happenng.

Got another job offer today. Don't know why so many people think I'm looking for another job, written on my face meh???????

See how la. All I want now is a nice cup of coffee. And for Bebe to come back.

I miss Bebe so much. When she comes back I just wanna hug her for as long as she'll allow me.

Life just isn't complete without my woman around...

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 8) - Delayed Post

Today is the day after Mother's Day. Very tiring yesterday. So many mothers, see until blur.

Never knew there were so many mums in Singapore. Got big mum, small mum, tall mum, short mum, thin mum, fat mum, pretty mum, ugly mum, very ugly mum, very very very ugly mum. So many mums...

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This morning at the gym, nothing happened. Boring. But at least no attack of the gays...

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I had 2 offers from 2 hotel GMs today. Job offers, not sex offers.

Gonna see them on Wednesday and Thursday. See what they have for me la. Probably going back to the hotel got better prospects. If not forever cannot afford Bebe's 1 carrot, oops sorry, 1 carat diamond ring.

Wish me luck.

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Tonight's function for Mr Wee Hxxx Lxxxx finished without problems. Bugger was so happy he signed a $300 tip on his bill. My staff are all so happy. Already planning how to finish off the money liao.

Sigh... Kids nowadays... Every night teong, next day all come to work like zombies.

By the time closing was done, it was already 11pm. Yenny offered me and Dennis a lift home. I declined giving the excuse that I was meeting friends for supper. So the 2 of them went back without me.

Why? Cos I promised my poor beautiful Bebe I wouldn;t take a lift from Yenny. That is how much Bebe means to me.

Crazily decided to skip the MRT and walk home instead. Might as well since I have trouble sleeping every time Bebe's away.

Didn't know there were so many Banglas on Orchard Road in the middle of the night. Don't need to work meh? Holding hands some more. So loving...

Uneventful walk, other than some Bengs racing in WRX and Civics. KNN! Chit Za Buay Za Cha See Lang...

Halfway decided to sms Bebe that I reached home liao so she wouldn't worry. But she was probably asleep.

Walked past Sin Hai Shan around 1245am. Surprisingly still open. The auntie was so shocked to see me, ask me wanna da pao Ter gwa or not. So nice of her. So pai say so long never go there liao... Cannot hide forever la, one day must still bring Bebe back there for live prawns. This time, I will not be on the phone with anyone.

Reached home at 1 plus. Showered liao, read a bit then go to bed.

Bebe's still not back. SIgh...

Hope I can see her in my dreams...

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Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 7) - Delayed

Today is Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the world.

Gonna be a very busy day at the restaurant.

Sigh... Tired...

Bought durian cake for Bebe's mum from Puteri Mas but discovered she'd gone to M'sia with Luke.

Sigh... Plan to impress failed....

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 6)

My beautiful Bebe is gonna spend the weekend with Jie at the hot spring. Glad she'll be enjoying herself. Me shall just spend the weekend working and at the gym.

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I headed for the gym at 6am this morning. Couldn't sleep. I hate missing people. Not people going missing but thinking of people when they're not around. Actually it's just one person. Bebe la who else. The feeling of loneliness and emptiness is terrible. Guess I'll never be able to get used to it.

The train was half empty when I took it so managed to get a seat at the last cabin. KNN, chit za buay za also got show to see. This Mamak sitting diagonally to me was singing like there was no one else in the train. Using IPOD some more!!!!!! From my limited knowledge of the sacred language of Tamil or Bangladeshi or whatever he was singing, it was probably some song from some Bollywood movie soundtrack. Luckily me also got my IPOD plugged in so just turned the volume up some more. HUO-HUO-HUO-HUO-HUO-HUO-HUO-HUO!!!!!!! Nothing like a Jay Chou Kao Beh Kao Bu song to keep me awake.

At Lavender, the Mamak got up to alight. At the door, he put his hand into his sling bag(fake Nike, fucking tick also tick wrong side), guess he wanted to take out his IPOD.

KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBBBB!!!

His standard white IPOD earphones were connected to ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. CREATIVE MP3 PLAYER!!!!!! Low end one some more!!!!!!

Basket!!!! The things people do to pretend they also got IPOD. Only in SIngapore, ladies and gentlemen!!!!! The Curse of the Kiasu-saurus.

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Reached gym at 7am. Good, bo lang.....

Treadmill bo lang.

Cross trainer bo lang.

Stairmaster bo lang.

730am. Lang lai le....

So escaped upstairs to the weights area.

Leg Press bo lang.

Pec Fly bo lang.

Military press bo lang.

8am. Lang lai le...

Fast fast shower then I was out of there.

No attack of the gays today. Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nice breakfast at TCC. Too bad Bebe wasn't there. So lonely.

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Work ok la. Nothing happening today. That lao cha bor off. Heng ah. Peace and quiet.

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Ok ok. I've done the reservation for me and Bebe's Bintan trip. A bit less than $450. Ferry there at 2pm, back at 230pm Bintan time.

Get ready for 3 days 2 nights of passion and non stop action. Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
I wish...

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Gotta go. Zo gang liao.

I miss you bebe!

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 5) - Delayed

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me got replacement phone liao!!!!!!

Ned from Nokia passed me a trial set from his office and only charged me half the normal price. N70 some more!!!!!!!! So my good service in the past has its rewards after all.

Bebe suspected Ned's gay. But cannot be la. He got a son and daughter about 4,5 yeasrs younger than me so can't be la. At least I hope not. I've had enough of gays for a week after that KOG incident.

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Finally heard Bebe's voice just past 11pm. SUch a wonderful end to a tiring day. I miss you.

More details in the next post...

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 4)

Day 4 without Bebe liao.

Woken up by a phone call at 6 plus. My poor cashier got chicken pox, so me gotta go her place in Tampines to get safe key from her. Sigh...

Talked to Bebe for a while then decided on picking up her IC from her place. Too bad, my future father-in-law not home at 930am so headed to gym for workout.

This was where my happening day began...

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Today no PT so I did my own cardio on the cross trainer. Decided to try level 10 then slowly increase to level 15. KNN... Difficult leh.... Forgot yesterday I did legs so today "kabolat". So ended up training my arms more than my legs.

The gym was quite empty today as everyone had gone back to their nice air conditioned office. When I got to the weights area, HO SAY LIAO!!!!!!! No gays!!!!!!! At least I thought no gays.

Did bench press first. NO strange stares or strange movements. My Gaydar detected no gay activities.

1st set. Nothing.

2nd set. Nothing.

3rd set. HONG GAN GU GU BIRD (henceforth known as HG3B, macam bird flu virus strain)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juat when I thought for once I could train without gay interference....
Arrival of KOG(King Of Gays)!!!!!!

Target Name: Sebastian(Don't know Tan or Ong or Teo or Chua or Phua or KaCng la, can't be bothered, not Lim can liao)
Height: 1.7m
Weight: Between 80 to 85kg
Favourite colours: Pink and sky blue
Favourite phrases: 1) Ai Yo Eh! 2) Ni Nia Eh! 3) Wah, so light! (KNN, 200 kg still light. Xiao ah!)
Favourite activities: 1) Looking at him/herself 2) Looking at other males, big, small, fat, thin, ugly or handsome. Jia ga liao. 3) Sitting half naked in underwear in men's locker room, ogling men

So our dear Sebastian appeared at approximately 1025am at the dumbbells area. No companion today. Guess all the other gays are on MC. Too much anal action=Ka Cng Failure.

Me trying very hard not to stare but for Lim Beh's sake, he was wearing translucent tank top cut to his nipple level and tight pink tights. Ok, some joker is gonna ask me why must call tights tight or how can tights not be tight.

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The Story Of How Tights Can Possibly Not Be Tight

Once upon a time, Mr A invented an extended version of underwear that he called tights. Underwear was first invented to keep a man's equipment in place so they won't swing left and right during movement, leading to abrasions and testicular blood vessels rupture.

One day, Mr A discovered that the conventional underwear couldn't fit his equipment so he decided to make his own extended version. Being the genius that he was, he named them tights cos thay made his 15 inch dick and tennis balls feel, what else, tight. Why got 's' behind "tight" to become "tights"? KNN!!!! Please go ask the guy who invented "shorts" and "bermudas". I'm not the genius.

Anyway, enough about the tights. Years later, in a southern province of China, a middle aged housewife was getting sick of washing the clothes of all the 50 men in the family piece by piece on the washing board by the river. (Don't ask why got 50 men, read story don't think too much) So she dumped all the clothes into a shallow pool of water amongst the river rocks nearby and intelligently started to use a branch to turn all the clothes in the pool. Miraculously, she realized the dirt and mud from the clothes were being removed by her twist and turn motion. (Don't ask what brand of washing powder she used. Last time no wasing powder, only got soya sauce and salt so go figure!)

Eventually, the Americans came, saw her innovative idea, went back and invented what we now know as the washing machine.

So how can tights not be tight? Simple. Wash your tights in the washing machine long enough and you get untight tights.

So in conclusion, some joker invented tights to keep his dick and balls snug and tight. Another joker invented the wasing machine that made the first joker's tights not tight anymore.

Moral of the story: Wash clothes by hand!

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Anyway back to Sebastian. He was doing lateral raises in front of the mirror while I was doing leg presses about 8 metres away from him, separated only be 2 rows of weights. Sweat was dripping from me non stop, more out of fear than strain. Please don't come near me. We were the only 2 people there. Everyone else seemed to have disappeared once KOG walked in.

Tough luck. Our dear Sebastian started his grunting routine again. KNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He sounded like a wild boar mating, wrong, actually he sounded like a male wild boar mating with another male wild boar. (Don't ask me how I know what that sounds like. LIm Beh got watch Discovery Channel and National Geographic one leh!)

Cannot take it liao. I had to leave. I stepped away from the machine, picked up my towel and was about to head downstairs when HIS HAND TOUCHED MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POUR DETTOL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE OF AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sebastian: "Hi. My name Sebas. Wanna go for coffee later?"

Me: (KNN! Sebastian say Sebastian la. What Sea Bass? Wanna steam or deep fried?) Sorry no thanks. I have to go work. (Gan jeong cannot even speak proper English)

Sebastian: Fast one la. What your name? Gimme your contact la.

Me: (Fast one=Quickie! NBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For one minute in the last 10plus hours I was actually glad I lost my phone.) I lost my phone. Bye.

And Lim Beh walked as fast as I could, down the stairs, into the shower, showered in 1 minute and out of the gym.

My life is so traumatizing.

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Nothing much happened at work la. At least not yet. Tonight got function so I shall see if more adventures await me.

8 more long torturous days to go.

I miss you so much Bebe.

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 3) - Delayed Post

Why delayed post?

LIM BEH LOST MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary of Events on 100506:

1700h - Last SMS to Bebe

1720h - Discovered phone not in pocket

1721h to 1745h - Called the number with my other phone a total of 26 times before on the other end, the phone was turned off

1746h to today - NO MOOD FOR ANYTHING LIAO...

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 2)

Came home really late last night so too tired to post.

Didn't receive any calls or sms from Bebe the entire day. Worried. Hope she's alright.

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Yesterday went by without any significant events minus the hour plus at the gym.

Did shoulders and chest yesterday. Can feel the muscles growing day by day. Hopefully will have something nice to show Bebe when she's back.

While doing bench press, spotted one of the ex female national bodybuilders doing training. Wah biangzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's got more definition than any of the guys around and her 8, yes 8, pack is bloody scary. Macam use knife to carve out the lines. And she does leg presses with 150kg weights. I'm shamed...

But then she's become my new motivation and inspiration. She's 52, has 3 kids but she's still training and keeping in excellent shape all these years. That leaves me, fat and slobby, with no excuse not to achieve my desired look and muscle growth.

The lady was not the highlight of the gym session yesterday. Gay alert again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the locker room, 2 BIG gays were sitting right at the back, one with his hand on the other's thigh, chatting. This was what I could make out from 2 rows of lockers away:

Gay 1 : Honey, later wanna go where?

Gay 2 : Don't know la. Very tired feel like sleeping.

Gay 1 : Cannot la. People purposely don't work today and you actually wanna sleep? Not fair.

Me: "People? Where got people?" (Thinking to myself)

Gay 2: You wanna go manipedi?

Gay 1 : Ya!!!!!!!!!! Then we fast fast go bathe then go la. Very long never do my nails liao. See got chipped liao.

Gay 2 : Do our nails then later we can....

Gay 1: Xiao ah!!!!!!!!! Later people hear, don't talk rubbish here.

Gay 2 : Ok ok, shower la.

By now, I was already running to the showers, clenching my butt together tight in case I got raped. A quick shower later, I was running to the locker again cos those 2 gay boys were in the shower stalls opposite mine, discussing what they wanted to do to each other. Bloody assholes, whole day no appetite to eat after that.

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This morning I went to the gym again. Still didn't get any calls or sms from Bebe. Really hope she's just too busy and is alright. I admit it, I do get overly worried about her. But it's cos I love her too much mah.

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I counted my shoes this morning. This is the breakdown.

1) SAF combat boots : 2

2) Obermain ankle shoes : 2 ( 1 black 1 brown)

3) Beetlebug leather shoes : 1

4) Crocs sandals : 1

5) Adidas Racer : 2 ( 1 red, 1 gold)

6) Adidas all weather slip on : 1

7) Adidas Mi-adidas customized running shoes : 1

8) Adidas/Goodyear shoes : 1

9) Asics red running shoes : 1

10) NIke Shox III cross-trainer : 1 (gift from my beautiful woman)

In summary...

Number of slippers/sandals : 1 (Crocs)
Number of zo-gang shoes: 2 (Obermain and Beetlebug)
Number of zo-bing shoes: 2 (SAF, what else)
Number of chut-mng shoes : 3 (Adidas/Goodyear, Adidas All Weather and Obermain Brown)
Number of track shoes: 5

TOTAL NUMBER OF FOOTWEAR : 13

That day, Bebe was just asking me why I need so many different pairs of shoes. Here's why:

1 pair of slippers/sandals - Self explanatory, informal outings, market, weekend slacking etc

2 pairs of zo-gang shoes - For rotation purposes, in case one pair gets dirty

2 pairs of zo-bing shoes - One for in camp, one for field training. Go outfield must wear seasoned pair, if not got blisters)

3 pairs of chut-mng shoes - Obermain for more formal wear, the other 2 adidas chin chye cheng

5 pairs of track shoes -
Asics Red - designed for track running. I bought it to use as chut-mng shoes cos which bo liao person will purposely go to stadium to run on track. Plus it's red. Wahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Adidas Racer (2) - For short distance running. Extremely light. Suitable when I need to run less than 5 km or on days when I'm training upper body at the gym. Why 2 pairs? Cos I got Bebe a similar pair in red so can act rou ma when we go out, serves as part time chut-mng shoes.
Adidas Mi-adidas customized runnng shoes - Customized to the contours and arches of my feet individually. With the past injuries that I have sustained, having a customized pair of running shoes gives me better cushioning and lower injury risks. Also for runs longer than 5km.
Nike Shox III - Dilemma initially about whether to buy it cos of current financial crisis. But my woman, being the sweetest baby ever, bought it for me. Extra pockets of air and cushioning in the Nike Shox system gives me additional protection and acts as a buffer for my knees when I train my lower body, especially legs. Especially useful when doing leg presses and squats with barbells. Yesterday it was "deflowered" at CF(Raffles). Served its purpose extremely well. Thank you so much Bebe. :)

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So, women got the license to get as many pairs of shoes as they want. All they have to say is that they need different pairs of shoes to match their hundreds even thousands of outfits. Us men, or should I just speak for myself, me man if wanna buy one more pair of shoe, must think of the scientific and logical explanation of why I need one more.

It's a strange world. Equality of sexes? Maybe on some issues la. But with shoes and clothes and even toiletries (creams, toners etc), it'll never be balanced la(Gays not included).

That's life. :)

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Okey dokey. Time to get back to work. Will post again as soon as I can. Hopefully by the next post I will have heard from Bebe.

I miss you so much. Love sucks but without Bebe's love my life will suck even more.

Live well.

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 1) aka "Once Again"

Once again, I was at the airport last night.

Once again, me and Bebe were separated by glass panels guarded by some police guy who looked more comfortable working as BK floor manager.

Once again, me and Bebe are separated by kms of land and gallons of seawater.

Once again, I had to tell myself not to cry when Bebe went in towards her boarding gate, F39.

Once again, it was another night of little sleep as I waited for Bebe's call to tell me she's arrived safely.

Once again, the same feeling of relief and happiness at hearing my beautiful woman's voice at 0915h(Sin).

Once again, the start of another stretch of lonely days without Bebe.

Once again, another hour of training at CF Raffles.

Once again, I realize how much Bebe means to me and how much I love her.

I Miss You.