Day 4

Day 4 liaozzzzzzz.

Supposed to come back earlier and msn with Bebe. But lo and behold, work ended late. :( Just finished my nice cold shower, a little more awake. Got an sms from Bebe around 9 plus saying she's homesick. At that point, an unbelievable feeling of sadness overcame me. My poor Bebe, all alone in Tokxx, having to bear with KenChaoRo-San day in day out. Worst of all, I can't do anything to make her feel better. Sorry Bebe. I'll make it up to you when you're home k.

But looking on the bright side, Bebe also called this afternoon while I was "nua-ing" at a cafe. She's coming back on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!(Cue fireworks, champagne and lion dance).

3 more days... 24 hours less of agony and waiting.... WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can;t wait!!!! Bebe, sleep tight for now. Know that this fat gorilla is waiting for you to come back to show you how much he loves you. Muack Muack Muack!!!!!!!!!!

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Few more hours and it's time for my Wednesday gym session. I should be happy and eager shouldn't I? But no, this time I'm not. Why? League of Extraordinary BMM(LXB)!!!!!!! No, not the movie starring Sean Connery and God knows who. It's the Brotherhood of the Male Dick Lovers....

Things I should do to protect myself from LXB:

1) Wear 3 briefs, a boxer and a pair of tights under my shorts (but I'll either die of a. excessive bleeding abrasions b. Penal suffocation c. Embarrassment)

2) Attempt to hide a baseball bat under my clothes and HOOT them back to Gayland if they try anything (but I'll probably be escorted out by security before I'm even approached)

3) Scream upon contact (but that'll make me one of them, sigh...)

4) Avoid suspicious BMM looking homosapiens (but remember The Sixth Sense, "I see gay people, they're everywhere...")

5) Break ther arms and legs of whichever Mudderfarker who comes near (but then police case again)

6) Not go to the gym (cannot la, must persevere to get the ideal bod so Bebe can drool....)

SO ladies and gentlemen, I am going to the gym. Wish me luck. If the worst should happen to me, don't cry for me. Instead, rejoice for me cos my suffering will be over.

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ToTo

So as the majority of Singaxxxx punters will know by now, Monday's Toto's Grand Prize of 1.5 million went to the holder of a ticket bought at Chai Chee.

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NOT ME!!!

So I can't fly to Tokxx to surprise Bebe in the container she calls her hotel room. I also can't go get the 1 carat ring to propose to her. Neither can I get her the Gucci bag she wants.

Sigh......Kor Mia Lang ah...........................................................................................................................

Never mind, still got one more chance this Thursday......

If strike, I will:

1) Buy a one carat diamond ring of the best possible grade from the jewellery shop that has the best service

2) Order 999 blue roses, if possible, to go with the ring

3) Go book a red 1.6L Mazda 3

4) Write out a cheque of S$100K for Bebe to put deposit on whichever condominium unit she fancies

5) Pray hard that Bebe will accept my proposal, after our heart to heart talk of each other's expectations and compromises

6) Use another 3 months to decide what to do with the money, wedding expenses included

Ok, put it at that for the moment.

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Almost 2 liao, time to sleep. I miss you Bebe. Really do. It's such a terrible feeling. Good night.