Thursday, May 18, 2006

Bebe in Jit-Pun (Day 11)

Today is 18th of May 2006...

Question: What's the big deal?

A: One more day to Bebe's return
B: 10 more days to Bintan
C: I forgot to buy Toto
D: I miraculously got my wallet back
E: All of the above

Answer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This morning at the gym was really gay festival. Don't know why also. I've noticed that there're more of them on Thursdays.... Thursday is Gayday?????

Excerpts from some gay activities today...

List of characters:
G1- Skinny pimple faced bugger, wearing tight cheapo singlet and neon yellow shorts
G2- Taller version of G1, better complexion and bigger muscles
G3- Youngster, fair and smooth like Boon Tong Kee Chicken, black tight singlet, red cotton shorts without underwear. Don't ask how I know, alot of dangling movement was sighted today
G4- Old musculur guy. Fucking ugly. FBI T-shirt(FBI: Female Body Inspector). Track pants.
PT1- Personal Trainer 1. Chinese. Ugly.
PT2- Personal Trainer 2. Chinese. Huge.
Me- Me

Scene 1(in the locker room)
G1: Wah not many people today.
G2: Yalor then no need to wait for machine.
Me: "KNN! Gym so little machines meh, must wait!"
G1: Xian. Tomorrow must fly again. Don't know what class they put me in this time?
Me: "Chao Ah Gua Class la what class!"
G2: Don't worry la, sure business class. I make sure liao.
G1: Wah you so good to me.
G2: Then you know what to do later lor.
G1: Here?
G2: No la. Later we find somewhere la.
Me: ..................................................................

Scene 2 ( Level 2, weights station)
G3: How many sets?
PT1: Since you're so keen, 5 sets la.
G3: Huh!!!!! You want Lim Beh to die ah?
Me: "Lim Beh? More like Lim Bu!"
PT1: You can one.
G3: Make sure nobody see I zao gng ok?
PT1: Nothing to see what?
G3: Hey alot k!!!!! People still virgin leh!!!
Me: "Too much information..."

Scene 3 (Level 1, Crosstrainer)
Me: (on crosstrainer, level 14, speed 13, HR 140, time to go 16mins)
G4: (Takes the machine next to mine) Hey nice ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


It's tough when you can't talk and gotta keep all your thoughts in your head......

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Finally one more day to go...

I miss you so much Bebe...

Can;t wait for Bintan and Big Walk..

MUACK!!!

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